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i love girls. girls who are tough on the outside, and incredibly hot. girls who can not be stopped. girls who will kill you if you get too close. girls who spit magma and explode with tremendous force. girls who-
no. no wait. volcanoes.
i love volcanoes.
"Be confident that you’ll succeed in everything that you do, but not disappointed if you don’t. Have lots of friends. Friends who relax you, and friends who challenge you. In all your life, hold onto two things: self-control, and self-esteem. Stay away from drugs and alcohol, because they’ll try to take those things away from you. Give your self-control away exactly once, to the woman you love, but never let anyone take away your self-esteem. Never deliberately hurt anyone else, never deliberately hurt yourself. Remember, there will be conflicts in your life when you are right and they are wrong, there will be conflicts when they are right and you are wrong, but the most comon conflict will be when you’re both wrong. There will be people you can never get along with - stay away from them. There will be people you can never get along with, and you can’t stay away from them. Remain civil, and don’t be afraid to concede unimportant points. Remember that while no two men are created equal, we try to make life as fair as possible. This means helping the unfortunate, and ignoring the fortunate. You are not perfect, and this is not a weakness. No one else is perfect either, so cut them some slack. If you spend all your time taking, you’ll have the biggest pile, but no one to show it off to. If you spend all your time giving, you’ll have friends only as long as you have something to give them. Never marry until you’ve fallen out of love 3 times. You spend 80 years alive, and 300 billion years dead, so live like you’re alive. There will be time to be dead later."
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
Normally the ones where you can reverse the direction are only two frames of animation. This one is 3 or 4 at least!
There have been more than three occasions in my life when, upon unleashing my naked body for sexy times, I’ve discovered that the myki (public transport pass) I stuck down my bra earlier had since become securely sweat-glued to my boob.
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
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