Really, it’s “Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone.” It’s a little longer, but yeah.
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Playing GTA IV earlier I had to pay $5 at a toll booth, and afterwards the NPC said “Gracias, have a good one!”
Out of pure habit I smiled and gave a vague wave to the left hand side of my monitor.
I need to be playing less videos, or possibly more.
Haha when I first got my motorbike license, I sat down to play GTA, and (without even thinking about it) obeyed the road rules for about ten minutes.
TODAY’S CHALLENGE: Make a pun using the word “hope-otenuse”.
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
OH
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GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING
What’s he mouthing?
(also, watching Game of Thrones immediately made me understand so much of my Tumblfeed.)
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“The important question is not ‘Is it science?’ We can just define ‘science’ to exclude everything that we don’t like, as evolutionists do today. Today, science is equated with naturalism: only materialistic notions can be entertained, no matter what the evidence.”
The first two lines of 30 Rock.
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Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
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